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AA INVENTORY
KEEPING
Cloak of Duplication
Lip Balm: Smells of maple while moizturizing your chapped lips.
Fireworks: Light up the night sky. WARNING: Do not light indoors x2
Lube: When you need one thing to slide into/out of another.
Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a wolverine. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day!
Pidgeon Shoes: A pair of heels that look like a pidgeon and they're just your size!
Sylleblossoms: Three flowers in red, blue, and white.
Signet Ring: A large golden ring with a foreign looking crest on it.
Feel Good Gummies: A small bag of leaf-shaped gummy candies in pink lemonade flavor. Makes you feel reeeeeeeeal good after a long day but maybe only eat half to start then wait 30 minutes.
10-ft Pole: A pole made of a very hard wood EXACTLY 10 feet long. Weird that they don't sell these longer than 10ft.
Face Wash: A scent-free daily face wash.
Playing Cards: A deck of completely normal 52 playing cards. Absolutely nothing weird about them.
Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a gecko. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day!
Bubble Bath: Bath in luxury with this rich smelling bubble soap. Your roommates may have to use another dorm's bathroom for a few hours but that's the cost of ~luxury~.
Charleston Chew: Share it with your dad! Share it with your son! Share with your dad/granddad who is also your son/adoptive brother!
Slippers: A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Whiskey (Shitty Quality): A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
Whiskey (Nice Quality): A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
Shattered Vision: Jumbled shards of faintly-glowing green glass. If pieced back together, they form a plate depicting a young woman standing in front of a crumbling house - or is the house whole? Tilt it back and forth, and the image changes.
Chiffon: A vanilla flavored creature that resembles a mix between a dog and a slice of cake. Chiffon is Red Velvet’s personal companion and pet. He looks like he's been pampered and well taken care of since you last saw him!
Feel Good Gummies: A small bag of leaf-shaped gummy candies in papaya flavor. Makes you feel reeeeeeeeal good after a long day but maybe only eat half to start then wait 30 minutes.
Adjustable Stilts: Takes roughly a minute to put on. Can be adjusted to provide anywhere from 2 to 5 extra feet of height
Fancy Lotion: This shea butter lotion is very creamy and smooth. Smells like peanut butter.
Heat Pad A small cloth pouch that feels as if it's filled with rice. Can be heated and applied to an aching muscle or used to heat a cold bed.
"Wizard" Cloak: A kinda cheap feeling green velvet hooded cloak.
Lube: When you need one thing to slide into/out of another.
Lotion: A scent-free lotion, moisturizing for both face and body.
Chain: Ten feet of sturdy iron chain.
Abacus: A standard tool used to make calculations.
Whiskey (Nice Quality): A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
GIVING AWAY
Mirrage Comm: Looks like a mirror, acts like a cell phone! If you know how to use it, that is.
Cake Knife Sword: A serrated blade almost as tall as Red Velvet Cookie himself, embedded with brilliant sugar rubies. It does not possess magical abilities, but it is very sharp!
Fishing Pole: A lovely activity for a father and child
Manacles: Looks like they belong more in a dungeon. What kind is up to you.
For Sure Not Haunted Doll (tm): Absolutely no ghosts here, no matter how much you think it's eyes are following you. Don't worry about those weird voices.
The Niquened Cagellow: A lovely pillow with red sequense on one side. Don't worry about what happens if you run your hands over those sequins...
Fishing Pole: A lovely activity for a father and child
Crown: A simple gold-looking crown with fake gems inset. For sure not real gold.
Hydra Plushie: A large plush recreation of Orthrus' second eldest sister Hydra. Her hundreds of heads have been cut down to 10 for practicality, with the middle two adorning identical horns and the others a single black "crystal" each. Nowhere near as big as the real thing, but still about the size of a small child. You know. For scale.
The RoyalEarring Broach: Detonates the wearer as Ruler of the Earth Kingdom. Definitely legit and not the only thing that was recoverable from the Royal Palace in Ba Sing Se.
Metal Muzzle: A sturdy metal muzzle sized for an adult human man. Kinky?
Token of Fealty: A shiny gold pendant that looks as though it has been well cared for.
Cell Phone: A cell phone with a pink case and white kitsune charm. Can't get a signal in here; must be a law of murdergames.
House of Secrets Poster: A poster for a very old rom-com film House of Secrets. Surely you’ve heard of it? Smells a little like smoke if you really try.
Silk Flower Hairpins: A collection of handmade silk flowers that look startlingly like the real thing. For the Beastials it's custom to wear these in your hair all the time once you come of age, especially ones lovingly crafted by your guardians or elders. This particular set belonged to someone very important...
Hubert's Letter: A letter addressed to someone named "Claude von Riegan".
Broken Flowerpot: Sans plant. Who keeps breaking these?!
Finn Cakes: A tray of cupcakes decorated to look like Finn.
Ceremonial Robes: The ceremonial robes of the prestigious Night Raven College! Worn during important events such as new student orientation, graduation, and various others. Anyone seen wearing them off-campus will immediately be revered, with how well known the school is.
Zephyrus: A trained hunting hawk used by a skilled falconer. Maybe keep your hands away from his beak.
Ame-no-Habakiri: A fancy black and red katana with a white hilt. Shame it's in two pieces.
Patterned Kimono: A nice kimono for everyday wear if you suddenly find yourself in the 1880s.
Mortal Savant Outfit It's...it sure is an outft, that's for sure.
GONE
Gateway Ring: A ring from the crown jewels of Solaria. A large yellow stone that seemingly holds light in it itself, surrounded by a ring of diamonds, encircled by several rows of diamonds reaching out like rays of the sun. It allows the wearer to open portals between different locations.
Ice Cream Sandwich: Tastey cookie icey creamy
Coffee (Shitty Quality): A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
Crimson Ox Energy Drink: A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
Foego: A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is papaya.
Odyssey Brand Condoms: Ultra durable for the long haul. These are cheese flavored.
Ice Cream Sandwich: Tastey cookie icey creamy
Cloak of Duplication
Lip Balm: Smells of maple while moizturizing your chapped lips.
Fireworks: Light up the night sky. WARNING: Do not light indoors x2
Lube: When you need one thing to slide into/out of another.
Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a wolverine. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day!
Pidgeon Shoes: A pair of heels that look like a pidgeon and they're just your size!
Sylleblossoms: Three flowers in red, blue, and white.
Signet Ring: A large golden ring with a foreign looking crest on it.
Feel Good Gummies: A small bag of leaf-shaped gummy candies in pink lemonade flavor. Makes you feel reeeeeeeeal good after a long day but maybe only eat half to start then wait 30 minutes.
10-ft Pole: A pole made of a very hard wood EXACTLY 10 feet long. Weird that they don't sell these longer than 10ft.
Face Wash: A scent-free daily face wash.
Playing Cards: A deck of completely normal 52 playing cards. Absolutely nothing weird about them.
Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a gecko. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day!
Bubble Bath: Bath in luxury with this rich smelling bubble soap. Your roommates may have to use another dorm's bathroom for a few hours but that's the cost of ~luxury~.
Charleston Chew: Share it with your dad! Share it with your son! Share with your dad/granddad who is also your son/adoptive brother!
Slippers: A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Whiskey (Shitty Quality): A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
Whiskey (Nice Quality): A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
Shattered Vision: Jumbled shards of faintly-glowing green glass. If pieced back together, they form a plate depicting a young woman standing in front of a crumbling house - or is the house whole? Tilt it back and forth, and the image changes.
Chiffon: A vanilla flavored creature that resembles a mix between a dog and a slice of cake. Chiffon is Red Velvet’s personal companion and pet. He looks like he's been pampered and well taken care of since you last saw him!
Feel Good Gummies: A small bag of leaf-shaped gummy candies in papaya flavor. Makes you feel reeeeeeeeal good after a long day but maybe only eat half to start then wait 30 minutes.
Adjustable Stilts: Takes roughly a minute to put on. Can be adjusted to provide anywhere from 2 to 5 extra feet of height
Fancy Lotion: This shea butter lotion is very creamy and smooth. Smells like peanut butter.
Heat Pad A small cloth pouch that feels as if it's filled with rice. Can be heated and applied to an aching muscle or used to heat a cold bed.
"Wizard" Cloak: A kinda cheap feeling green velvet hooded cloak.
Lube: When you need one thing to slide into/out of another.
Lotion: A scent-free lotion, moisturizing for both face and body.
Chain: Ten feet of sturdy iron chain.
Abacus: A standard tool used to make calculations.
Whiskey (Nice Quality): A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
GIVING AWAY
Mirrage Comm: Looks like a mirror, acts like a cell phone! If you know how to use it, that is.
Cake Knife Sword: A serrated blade almost as tall as Red Velvet Cookie himself, embedded with brilliant sugar rubies. It does not possess magical abilities, but it is very sharp!
Fishing Pole: A lovely activity for a father and child
Manacles: Looks like they belong more in a dungeon. What kind is up to you.
For Sure Not Haunted Doll (tm): Absolutely no ghosts here, no matter how much you think it's eyes are following you. Don't worry about those weird voices.
The Niquened Cagellow: A lovely pillow with red sequense on one side. Don't worry about what happens if you run your hands over those sequins...
Fishing Pole: A lovely activity for a father and child
Crown: A simple gold-looking crown with fake gems inset. For sure not real gold.
Hydra Plushie: A large plush recreation of Orthrus' second eldest sister Hydra. Her hundreds of heads have been cut down to 10 for practicality, with the middle two adorning identical horns and the others a single black "crystal" each. Nowhere near as big as the real thing, but still about the size of a small child. You know. For scale.
The Royal
Metal Muzzle: A sturdy metal muzzle sized for an adult human man. Kinky?
Token of Fealty: A shiny gold pendant that looks as though it has been well cared for.
Cell Phone: A cell phone with a pink case and white kitsune charm. Can't get a signal in here; must be a law of murdergames.
House of Secrets Poster: A poster for a very old rom-com film House of Secrets. Surely you’ve heard of it? Smells a little like smoke if you really try.
Silk Flower Hairpins: A collection of handmade silk flowers that look startlingly like the real thing. For the Beastials it's custom to wear these in your hair all the time once you come of age, especially ones lovingly crafted by your guardians or elders. This particular set belonged to someone very important...
Hubert's Letter: A letter addressed to someone named "Claude von Riegan".
Broken Flowerpot: Sans plant. Who keeps breaking these?!
Finn Cakes: A tray of cupcakes decorated to look like Finn.
Ceremonial Robes: The ceremonial robes of the prestigious Night Raven College! Worn during important events such as new student orientation, graduation, and various others. Anyone seen wearing them off-campus will immediately be revered, with how well known the school is.
Zephyrus: A trained hunting hawk used by a skilled falconer. Maybe keep your hands away from his beak.
Ame-no-Habakiri: A fancy black and red katana with a white hilt. Shame it's in two pieces.
Patterned Kimono: A nice kimono for everyday wear if you suddenly find yourself in the 1880s.
Mortal Savant Outfit It's...it sure is an outft, that's for sure.
GONE
Gateway Ring: A ring from the crown jewels of Solaria. A large yellow stone that seemingly holds light in it itself, surrounded by a ring of diamonds, encircled by several rows of diamonds reaching out like rays of the sun. It allows the wearer to open portals between different locations.
Ice Cream Sandwich: Tastey cookie icey creamy
Coffee (Shitty Quality): A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
Crimson Ox Energy Drink: A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
Foego: A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is papaya.
Odyssey Brand Condoms: Ultra durable for the long haul. These are cheese flavored.
Ice Cream Sandwich: Tastey cookie icey creamy